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Showing posts with label school. Show all posts
Showing posts with label school. Show all posts

Monday, July 1, 2013

Students

Students in the class

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When teacher say tomorrow will be exam

(O_O) (O_O) (O_O) (O_O) (O_O) (O_O)

During the exam

(→_→) (←_←) (→_→) (←_←) (→_→) (←_←)

When monitor comes in

(↓_↓) (↓_↓) (↓_↓) (↓_↓) (↓_↓)

In the end of the exam

(͡๏̯͡๏) (͡๏̯͡๏) (͡๏̯͡๏) (͡๏̯͡๏) (͡๏̯͡๏) (͡๏̯͡๏) (͡๏̯͡๏)

Wednesday, April 10, 2013

Hallway Swimming


Tuesday, September 11, 2012

The Policeman's Ball

A woman in a hurry to get her daughter to school on time was pulled over for speeding.

The mom smiled at her daughter and said "Don't worry dear! I can get out of this ticket."

The cop approached the car and he asked "Mam do you know why I pulled you over?" With a big smile she replied "Sure you are selling tickets to the policeman's ball."

He then said, "Mam, I am a State Trooper, we don't have balls." 

Friday, June 29, 2012

At school, I saw my principal walking ...

At school, I saw my principal walking around in a daze. I asked him whathappened, and he just looked at me and said, "I've lost my faculties!"

 

Friday, May 11, 2012

Clever Teacher | Joke

A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam.

"Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being there tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever."

A smart ass guy in the back of the room raises his hand and asks, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?"

The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."

Monday, May 7, 2012

First day of school vs first day of college

First day of school vs first day of college