Showing posts with label girl. Show all posts
Showing posts with label girl. Show all posts

Sunday, May 5, 2013

Irish girl sunbathing

Sunday, April 7, 2013

Guy telling his mum he got a girl pregnant

Sunday, October 14, 2012

Leave the kitchen they said | Funny Image

Leave the kitchen they said. A great idea they said

Tuesday, September 11, 2012

The Policeman's Ball

A woman in a hurry to get her daughter to school on time was pulled over for speeding.

The mom smiled at her daughter and said "Don't worry dear! I can get out of this ticket."

The cop approached the car and he asked "Mam do you know why I pulled you over?" With a big smile she replied "Sure you are selling tickets to the policeman's ball."

He then said, "Mam, I am a State Trooper, we don't have balls." 

Sunday, July 29, 2012

Don`t fuck with Spiderman | Funny Image

Don`t fuck with Spiderman

Tuesday, July 17, 2012

Promoted - Seems Legit | Funny Image

I`ve been promoted  Promoted - Seems Legit | Funny Image

Friday, July 13, 2012

Better than average lol | Funny Joke

girl is driving along the expressway listening to the radio when she hears a song she really, really likes. When the song is over the announcer says the title of the record was, "Hot Lips and Tender Kisses."

When she gets home she's very excited about the new song and decides to call her local music store to see if they have the record. Hurriedly, and excitedly, she dials the store's number. But in her excitement, she unknowingly misdialed and got an auto repair shop instead.

"Hello," the mechanic answers.

"Oh, yes! Do you have Hot Lips and Tender Kisses?" the girl asks.

The mechanic was puzzled, but says, "Well, no, but I've got hot pants and seven inches."

"Oh, is that a record?" she says.

"No," he says, "but it's better than average."