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Showing posts with label dog. Show all posts
Showing posts with label dog. Show all posts

Sunday, August 18, 2013

A man walks into a shop and sees ...

A man walks into a shop and sees a cute little dog. He asks the shopkeeper, “Does your dog bite?”
The shopkeeper says, “No, my dog does not bite.”
The man tries to pet the dog and the dog bites him. “Ouch!” He says, “I thought you said your dog does not bite!”
The shopkeeper replies, “That is not my dog!” - See more at: http://eng-jokes.com/the-shopkeeper#sthash.D9UEbPOW.dpuf

Monday, July 15, 2013

Today the dog. Tomorrow the World

Today the dog. Tomorrow the World

Saturday, November 10, 2012

A little girl asked her Mom...

A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?"

Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat."

"What's that mean?" asked the child.

"Go ask your father", answered the mother, "I think he's in the garage."

The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you."

Dad said, "Bring Belle over here." He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it and said, "Okay, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time around the block."

The little girl left, and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash. Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?"

The little girl said, "She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, so another dog is pushing her home."

Tuesday, November 6, 2012

Disturb my human in his sleep?

Disturb my human in his sleep?

Friday, November 2, 2012

The dog went missing?

The dog went missing?

Friday, October 19, 2012

Cat`s diary vs. Dog`s diary

Cat`s diary vs. Dog`s diary

Friday, August 24, 2012

Granny`s prescription

With Granny`s new glaucoma prescription there was finally peace in the house.

Tuesday, June 12, 2012

Chicken attack

Chicken attack dog falcon kick